The cure is worse than your swing.
Bad Medicine is an Orange Label release from Caddie Cartel for the golfer whose game might need saving but is well past a second opinion. A plague doctor cuts across the center panel — pale beaked mask, black top hat, and a blood-red cloak trailing behind as he rides a golf club into the next round. He didn’t come to fix your swing. He came to pronounce it dead.
A warm khaki crown and brim keep the colorway clean while the red, black, gold, and bone embroidery does the damage. Black rope runs across the front, with a black undervisor adding a darker finish beneath the brim. A rubber Caddie Cartel badge sits on the side panel, with the Caddie Cartel Original patch hidden underneath. This is the hat for the player who knows there is no cure for what happens after the turn.
- Laser-cut perforated side panels for breathability when the prognosis gets worse
- Black rope front — clean, controlled, and ready for the last rites
- Rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side panel because even the doctor answers to someone
- Caddie Cartel Original patch on the undervisor — one final mark before the diagnosis is official
This is an Orange Label release. Lock yours in during the preorder window at the preorder price. Once the window closes, the price increases.
Preorder window: 30 days. If we hit our minimum, the hats go into production. Estimated delivery is 10–12 weeks after the preorder window closes.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone. This hat will not be restocked, and there will be no second run.
