Preorder · Drop

Trust No One

$35.00

Window Closes
November 30, 2026
Days Remaining
29 Days
Ships By
~Feb 2027
Images are AI-enhanced mockups. Final product may vary slightly in color or detail.  ·  Free shipping over $75  ·  Full refund if drop doesn't hit minimum

Preorder — Est. ship Feb 2027


What happens after you order
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Window closes November 30, 2026. Orders are collected until then. No charge until the drop is confirmed.
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Production begins. Once confirmed, your hat goes into production. Takes 10–12 weeks.
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Ships directly to you. You'll get a tracking number when it leaves the facility.
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Some wolves don’t bother hiding. This one just dressed for the occasion.

Trust No One is for the golfer who knows that appearances can be deceiving. Front and center, a snarling wolf hides beneath a coat of innocent white wool, flashing razor-sharp teeth and a grin that says he’s already got something planned. The sheep costume might fool the rest of the foursome, but one look at those eyes tells you everything you need to know. He’s not here to make friends. He’s here to take your money.

An all-black crown and brim give this predator the perfect backdrop. Bold orange, black, and white embroidery brings the wolf’s disguise to life, while a cream-colored rope cuts across the front for a little borrowed innocence. Flip the brim and the bright orange undervisor gives away his true intentions. A rubber Caddie Cartel badge marks the side panel, while laser-cut perforations keep things breathable when the friendly competition turns hostile. It’s a reminder that the quietest guy in the group might be the one you should worry about most.

  • Detailed wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing embroidery — all teeth, bad intentions, and absolutely no remorse
  • All-black crown and curved brim — because predators don’t need camouflage when everyone else is looking away
  • Cream-colored rope front — a little innocence to complete the disguise
  • Bright orange undervisor — the warning sign hiding underneath
  • Laser-cut perforated side panels for breathability when the bets start getting serious
  • Rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side panel — loyalty has its limits

Trust No One. Especially the guy who says he’s having a bad round right before asking to double the bet.

This is an Orange Label release. Lock yours in during the preorder window at the preorder price. Once the window closes, the price increases.

Preorder window: 30 days. If we hit our minimum, the hats go into production. Estimated delivery is 10–12 weeks after the preorder window closes.

Once it’s gone, it’s gone. This hat will not be restocked, and there will be no second run.