We’ve all been there. Bad lie, bad bounce, bad everything. This one’s for those rounds.
Bad Juju is an Orange Label release from Caddie Cartel — and it knows exactly what kind of golfer you are. The kind who’s had a putter thrown, a tee snapped, and a scorecard quietly folded and pocketed. We see you.
Five golf tees. One very angry doll. The details are all there if you look close enough — and so is everything you need on the course:
- Laser-cut perforated side panels for breathability when things start going sideways
- Rich burgundy undervisor — understated until it isn’t
- Stretch-fit elastic interior — one hat, every head, no excuses
- Performance sweatband because the details never quit even when your short game does
This is an Orange Label release — once the preorder window closes, it’s gone. No restocks, no second runs. If it’s here, it’s because enough of you wanted it bad enough to commit.
Preorder window: 30 days. If we hit our minimum, hats go into production. Estimated delivery 10–12 weeks after the preorder window closes.




