Three choices. Two out of three wins. One very questionable way to settle a bet.
Best of Three is for the golfer who believes every disagreement deserves a showdown. Who tees off first? Who buys the next round? Who’s taking the cart back to the clubhouse? Forget flipping a tee. Rock, paper, scissors has been settling disputes for generations, and now the three biggest rivals in playground history are throwing hands right on your hat. Literally.
Front and center, a sheet of lined notebook paper, a bruising pile of rock, and a sharp-tongued pair of scissors are locked in an embroidered battle for supremacy. Each character brings its own attitude to the fight, with bold outlines and raised details that make the action jump off the crown. A cream-colored body keeps things clean while a muted blue brim and matching braided rope give the hat a little old-school character. Laser-cut perforated side panels keep the air moving, and a rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side makes it clear which side you’re playing for. It’s a classic rivalry with a new home on the fairway.
- Detailed rock, paper, scissors embroidery — three legendary rivals, zero chance of a peaceful resolution
- Cream-colored crown with a curved, muted-blue brim — a clean combination with a little playground nostalgia
- Matching blue braided rope front — tying the whole competition together
- Blue undervisor — keeping the color going beneath the brim
- Laser-cut perforated side panels for breathability when the competition heats up
- Rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side panel — because even playground disputes deserve proper representation
Best of Three. Because nobody ever trusts the first round, and the loser always wants a rematch.
This is an Orange Label release. Lock yours in during the preorder window at the preorder price. Once the window closes, the price increases.
Preorder window: 30 days. If we hit our minimum, the hats go into production. Estimated delivery is 10–12 weeks after the preorder window closes.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone. This hat will not be restocked, and there will be no second run.


