Still out here. Still dangerous. Somehow still moving.
Roadkill is an Orange Label release from Caddie Cartel for the golfer who takes a double on the front nine and comes back swinging on the back. A dead-eyed possum snarls center panel — X for an eye, pink tongue hanging out, teeth bared, fur spiked like it just got clipped by a cart path and didn’t bother to stop. This is the spirit animal of every round that should’ve been called after the third hole but wasn’t.
Grey crown, hot pink rope, and a pink undervisor that makes the whole thing hit harder than it has any right to. Rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side panel. Caddie Cartel Original patch on the undervisor. This is the hat for the player who gets run over by the course and just keeps going.
- Laser-cut perforated side panels for breathability on the comeback round
- Hot pink rope front — too loud to ignore, too good to question
- Rubber Caddie Cartel badge on the side panel because the cartel survives everything
- Caddie Cartel Original patch on the undervisor — still kicking underneath it all
This is an Orange Label release. Lock yours in during the preorder window at the preorder price. Once the window closes, the price increases to $60.
Preorder window: 30 days. If we hit our minimum, the hats go into production. Estimated delivery is 10–12 weeks after the preorder window closes.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone. This hat will not be restocked, and there will be no second run.


